THE WATER IN YOUR TOILET IS CLEANER!
http://shine.yahoo.com/event/green/best-and-worst-bottled-water-brands-2436818/
Drink from the toilet people! Its cleaner then Aquafina!
Drink from...the...toilet!!!!
Drink from the toilet people! Its cleaner then Aquafina!
Drink from...the...toilet!!!!
Bedbugs Everywhere.
Come play Wiffleball with me!
Hey, everyone, new blog up! for all your seriouse news updates, please go to
the following site that I will soon link. Going here will not rick roll you, I repeat, you will not see Rick Astley dancing in a Trenchcoat.
Nor will you see any other assortment of random videos, you will only see completely seriouse news from your truly.
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the following site that I will soon link. Going here will not rick roll you, I repeat, you will not see Rick Astley dancing in a Trenchcoat.
Nor will you see any other assortment of random videos, you will only see completely seriouse news from your truly.
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Russia's Uniform kills people.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20101215/od_afp/russiamilitaryfashionoffbeat
Russia's uniform is so cold, armerican soiulders die when staring at it.
Also, according to the russian soilders, it makes them feel naked outside, the american soilders, imagining this, immediately died, of horrible images, including the one involving 'rapeface soilder #231, whom was also obese, and related to GWB.
He was unaware of why Americans lit their faces on fire.
/undulate: To continuously move in freaky ways.
Russia's uniform is so cold, armerican soiulders die when staring at it.
Also, according to the russian soilders, it makes them feel naked outside, the american soilders, imagining this, immediately died, of horrible images, including the one involving 'rapeface soilder #231, whom was also obese, and related to GWB.
He was unaware of why Americans lit their faces on fire.
/undulate: To continuously move in freaky ways.
http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/Returner-inexplicably-jogs-around-end-zone-and-t?urn=nfl-295154
This kid ran for about 15 seconds in the end zone, then, decided it was time to be 'keeping it real' when a teammate slightly bumped his arm, forcing himself, to draw a flag, after baiting himself, get yelled at by the hdead coach, and most horrifyingly, for George Bush to know whats going on.
Yes, that horrifying, horrifying feeling. when a duck is staring at you....will be returning soon.
Clandensitne: secretly
Yes, that horrifying, horrifying feeling. when a duck is staring at you....will be returning soon.
Clandensitne: secretly
According To The writer of Pirates of the Carribean, Jack Sparrow was meant to be played by Wolverine.
In fact, as you can read here: (http://blog.movies.yahoo.com/blog/210-what-if-hugh-jackman-had-been-jack-sparrow), the disney big wigs (for they had no hair) declared Jonny Depp ruined his films, and he only changed his mind when the money started rolling in.
The lead role was designed for the foo to the left of me, as the original article said: Were trying to imagine him with a bandana: I'm trying to imagine him with scar tissue. Anyway, aside from the lack of Banana's, Mice, Shrews, or owls, Jonny Depp got the job, and this guy went on to make a NEW WOLVERINE MOVIE.
Litigant: A party in a lawsuit.
The lead role was designed for the foo to the left of me, as the original article said: Were trying to imagine him with a bandana: I'm trying to imagine him with scar tissue. Anyway, aside from the lack of Banana's, Mice, Shrews, or owls, Jonny Depp got the job, and this guy went on to make a NEW WOLVERINE MOVIE.
Litigant: A party in a lawsuit.
According to this.....wait, there is no article.
damages: a sum of money paid in compensation for loss or injury
Snakes fly better then bacon grease, Tanks, and African Spidermonkeys, combined.
http://news.yahoo.com/s//livescience/20101123/sc_livescience/flyingsnakessecretrevealed/
As this article clearly shows, Tanks cannot fly. unless they are called Ultra-Catapult tanks.
However, Snakes totally can and will fly through 72+ feet of air, at a time.
While the scientific plausibility of flying snakes is just as high as the earth being a triangle, I can conclude that Joe Has the best Farm Class to ever nolt include me....
waft::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::To FLOAT....Float into space.
As this article clearly shows, Tanks cannot fly. unless they are called Ultra-Catapult tanks.
However, Snakes totally can and will fly through 72+ feet of air, at a time.
While the scientific plausibility of flying snakes is just as high as the earth being a triangle, I can conclude that Joe Has the best Farm Class to ever nolt include me....
waft::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::To FLOAT....Float into space.
She didn't die.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_newsroom/20101122/hl_yblog_newsroom/bride-to-be-moves-on-after-tragic-prank
This bride to be, is now paralised from the chest down, and in this paralisis, she must face the reality: This is because her friend pushed her into the pool.
While she does not blame her friend, Her life, as she will discover, is prolly ruined. Her husband to be will still marry her, and her friend is still her friend....
people just wanna forget it happened.
Indiscriminately: Makarov gunned down every man and woman in the entire Aiport, before going outside, and single hand firing a Noobtube into a crowd of Riot Police
This bride to be, is now paralised from the chest down, and in this paralisis, she must face the reality: This is because her friend pushed her into the pool.
While she does not blame her friend, Her life, as she will discover, is prolly ruined. Her husband to be will still marry her, and her friend is still her friend....
people just wanna forget it happened.
Indiscriminately: Makarov gunned down every man and woman in the entire Aiport, before going outside, and single hand firing a Noobtube into a crowd of Riot Police
The perfect Lincoln
http://blog.movies.yahoo.com/blog/169-daniel-day-lewis-will-be-steven-spielbergs-abraham-lincoln
The perfect lincoln has appears for the role of Lincoln in a 10 year-in-the-making film that needed Lincoln in it for god knows what stupid reason.
Infamouse for his roles in 'There will be blood' and 'My left foot', this actor will kill 98 people with his bare hands, faster then I am capable of killing 2 people with a toothpick.
The perfect lincoln was found after a not so perfect guy quit. In fact, everything is found after some idiot or another quits. Thusforth, the near-tragedy instead became as epic as that scene in the Shining that everyone goes "what" about, and then I just shout "its a furry"
Adjunct: A thing added to something else as a supplementary rather than an essential part.
The perfect lincoln has appears for the role of Lincoln in a 10 year-in-the-making film that needed Lincoln in it for god knows what stupid reason.
Infamouse for his roles in 'There will be blood' and 'My left foot', this actor will kill 98 people with his bare hands, faster then I am capable of killing 2 people with a toothpick.
The perfect lincoln was found after a not so perfect guy quit. In fact, everything is found after some idiot or another quits. Thusforth, the near-tragedy instead became as epic as that scene in the Shining that everyone goes "what" about, and then I just shout "its a furry"
Adjunct: A thing added to something else as a supplementary rather than an essential part.
What happened Carl
http://www.foxnews.com/sports/2010/11/09/auburn-athletic-director-calls-latest-newton-allegations-sad/
The kid is being accused of Hacking/cheating the game, he fights off critics, and then they attack his acedemic score, its absurdity and blatantly closure edible freaking people.
I mean he won, he must have cheated.
The kid is being accused of Hacking/cheating the game, he fights off critics, and then they attack his acedemic score, its absurdity and blatantly closure edible freaking people.
I mean he won, he must have cheated.
Beaver-Dog wins Wheel of Fortune, with one letter.
http://tv.yahoo.com/blog/wheel-of-fortune-contestant-solves-27letter-puzzle-with-just-one-letter-as-a-clue--1717
This is an epic win, this is the I'll have what she is having of beaver dogs.
My god, I'm so hungry for wood right now!
Well now, pretty much, in reality, one contestant won Wheel of Fortune with only 1 letter on a 27 letter puzzle. She brushed it off, and claimed you were now on the way to doom, because she won the 6.5K epic prize of epiclyness.
Abate: To take from people.
This is an epic win, this is the I'll have what she is having of beaver dogs.
My god, I'm so hungry for wood right now!
Well now, pretty much, in reality, one contestant won Wheel of Fortune with only 1 letter on a 27 letter puzzle. She brushed it off, and claimed you were now on the way to doom, because she won the 6.5K epic prize of epiclyness.
Abate: To take from people.
Troll Fails Kickoff
http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/Video-Lions-300-pound-rookie-Suh-attempts-ex?urn=nfl-283140
Newbie Lion (and potential furry) failed to suceed, and kicked a ball in perfect form, approximately 3 feet. In defense of such blatant trolling, it is their fault, for letting him kick in the first place.
Failing to suceed cost his team 3 points, and his Sucess at failure, in the end, costed his team the game.
I honestly must say, this is as fail, as the 1994 eddition ofMadden NFaiL, where the 49'ers, could beat any team, by repetitively doing plan B, and passing the ball to the left.
This is Kujii, signing left.
~Please Read~
PS: Fortify: To make stronger.
Newbie Lion (and potential furry) failed to suceed, and kicked a ball in perfect form, approximately 3 feet. In defense of such blatant trolling, it is their fault, for letting him kick in the first place.
Failing to suceed cost his team 3 points, and his Sucess at failure, in the end, costed his team the game.
I honestly must say, this is as fail, as the 1994 eddition ofMadden NFaiL, where the 49'ers, could beat any team, by repetitively doing plan B, and passing the ball to the left.
This is Kujii, signing left.
~Please Read~
PS: Fortify: To make stronger.
Tea party offered Republicans the House, if they loose the Senate
http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_upshot/20101103/el_yblog_upshot/tea-party-offers-gop-a-mixed-bag
The tea party successfully gained the house for republicans, but managed to loose the Senate due to insane, stupid canidates.
Bill collins, Billy mays, and a Oompa Loompa reported on this sunday.
So, with the race now over, I'm safe to say Harry Reid has power in the senate, and Sharron Angle is no longer in there, that is epic.
Seminal: Originitive
The tea party successfully gained the house for republicans, but managed to loose the Senate due to insane, stupid canidates.
Bill collins, Billy mays, and a Oompa Loompa reported on this sunday.
So, with the race now over, I'm safe to say Harry Reid has power in the senate, and Sharron Angle is no longer in there, that is epic.
Seminal: Originitive
I am going to buy my debt now
http://finance.yahoo.com/news/The-Feds-big-gamble-Heres-apf-2177377791.html?x=0
The FEDERAL reserve, is buying the FEDERAL debt so the FEDERAL debt will go down, allowing us to somehow have epic, epic days and lower interest rates.
This FEDERAL act is epic, I hope the FEDERAL government truly does this.
The FEDERAL reserve, is buying the FEDERAL debt so the FEDERAL debt will go down, allowing us to somehow have epic, epic days and lower interest rates.
This FEDERAL act is epic, I hope the FEDERAL government truly does this.
I will run right between your feet, and score with my feet
http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/Video-NFL-s-smallest-player-scores-on-explosive?urn=nfl-281329
yes, a player of the NFL made 2 touchdowns during a single game, where he ran 95 yards to make a touchdown.
Although, one of these was removed from the score, due to penalties unrelated to him.
The player did a good job, and I'm certain we are all proud of him.
Please remember to get him plenty of cake and baloons to celebrate this sucessful use of leroy jenkens techniques
Amorphouse: changing repetitively to random, new shapes.
yes, a player of the NFL made 2 touchdowns during a single game, where he ran 95 yards to make a touchdown.
Although, one of these was removed from the score, due to penalties unrelated to him.
The player did a good job, and I'm certain we are all proud of him.
Please remember to get him plenty of cake and baloons to celebrate this sucessful use of leroy jenkens techniques
Amorphouse: changing repetitively to random, new shapes.
THE INTERNET
The internet is a unscupulouse creation where objects such as 4Chan and the world of "Care Bear Island" actually can live side by side.
Every site completely ignores the existance of most other sites, and the laws of gravity.
Of course, the internet has no gravity, it doesn't even have fish. or food, or people to eat in the incident that afood source is not located. and thats good, because it means its a static plane where I do my laundry all day long.
A staticd plane where I practice reverse chemical reactions on toast, and where women do not exist because they are all men, who are really furries, and thats another word for hermaphridites with fur...I think.
unscrupulouse: without morals.
Every site completely ignores the existance of most other sites, and the laws of gravity.
Of course, the internet has no gravity, it doesn't even have fish. or food, or people to eat in the incident that afood source is not located. and thats good, because it means its a static plane where I do my laundry all day long.
A staticd plane where I practice reverse chemical reactions on toast, and where women do not exist because they are all men, who are really furries, and thats another word for hermaphridites with fur...I think.
unscrupulouse: without morals.
Can someone explain this concept of "Free" time to me?
http://www.zerosharednickels.com/wordpress/?p=2325
What is free time?
How do you have freetime? and specifically too much of it....?
Who is the comitee on this? its my time, if I spent it listening to music, inventing messed up brothels, or posting about third nipples on the back of peoples necks, that is MY use of freetime, and I refuse to be told that rubbing the mandrin language on a COD4 disk is not a viable use of my freetime. Telling me such will cause CNR to murder your fish,
Intractible incapable of being brough toward oneself through means of tractor beam or superstition.
What is free time?
How do you have freetime? and specifically too much of it....?
Who is the comitee on this? its my time, if I spent it listening to music, inventing messed up brothels, or posting about third nipples on the back of peoples necks, that is MY use of freetime, and I refuse to be told that rubbing the mandrin language on a COD4 disk is not a viable use of my freetime. Telling me such will cause CNR to murder your fish,
Intractible incapable of being brough toward oneself through means of tractor beam or superstition.
Woman forced to be prostitute over spoiled fish.
This fish lady failed to sell 10,000$ worth of fish to a group of people, and her debt caused a personnal grudge with herbisness partner, whom kidnapped her, and forced her into prostitution until she could pay the debt.
The lady called her mother, whom offered ransom, presumably fired out of a cannon. The men were arrested while gathering up the funds, and then, they decided to say "F-this" and attempt to run, before slipping on $10,000 worth of spoiled fish.
These men will be converted to anarchists, then executed with Akimbo butterknives.
The dog will never walk again.
http://rt.com/Top_News/2010-06-22/sex-slave-spoiled-fish.html
The lady called her mother, whom offered ransom, presumably fired out of a cannon. The men were arrested while gathering up the funds, and then, they decided to say "F-this" and attempt to run, before slipping on $10,000 worth of spoiled fish.
These men will be converted to anarchists, then executed with Akimbo butterknives.
The dog will never walk again.
http://rt.com/Top_News/2010-06-22/sex-slave-spoiled-fish.html
Fire is too good for you.
http://www.nytimes.com/2010/10/07/nyregion/07ghailani.html?_r=2&hp
Well, according to data gathered by Rhyder Harvey, tis person deserves a slow beheading by a dull knife. I feel he deserves to throw piss at people and live in a VAN!
The man is a terrorist, and as such, immediatly gains +3 rep points on anti-american forums, however, he will meet nothing but death at the end of a harp, sickle, or bow, depending on my mood, and what I logged onto right then.
Well, according to data gathered by Rhyder Harvey, tis person deserves a slow beheading by a dull knife. I feel he deserves to throw piss at people and live in a VAN!
The man is a terrorist, and as such, immediatly gains +3 rep points on anti-american forums, however, he will meet nothing but death at the end of a harp, sickle, or bow, depending on my mood, and what I logged onto right then.
INVALID CLOWN CANNOT DIE!
http://www.theonion.com/articles/historians-admit-to-inventing-ancient-greeks,18209/
Well, it appears that Aincient greek mythology, along with everything else. was made up, 9001% of it.
Yes, thats over 1%....Historians claim every math principle, and every object that was found, was created merely for the purpose of gaining a A+ in their history class final, and things were not meant to ever get this Far.
Leroy Jenkins said "Its not my fault".
The cruel twist of fate we see now is finally revealed in how 98% of what they told us, appears to mathematically, even if not historically add up.
The Gorrila is missing By the way...if you see it, please contact authorities.
~Kujii~
Extant: To be Still Alive.
Well, it appears that Aincient greek mythology, along with everything else. was made up, 9001% of it.
Yes, thats over 1%....Historians claim every math principle, and every object that was found, was created merely for the purpose of gaining a A+ in their history class final, and things were not meant to ever get this Far.
Leroy Jenkins said "Its not my fault".
The cruel twist of fate we see now is finally revealed in how 98% of what they told us, appears to mathematically, even if not historically add up.
The Gorrila is missing By the way...if you see it, please contact authorities.
~Kujii~
Extant: To be Still Alive.
NOW GO AWAY, OR I WILL EAT FRIES THROUGH MY 3rd MOUTH
WHY??? I'M INSANE FOR YOUR UTERUS!
A lot of Financial stuff and other BS has activated the Randosity Drive. Prepare for complete global Saturation.
http://www.theonion.com/articles/something-about-tax-cuts-or-earnings-or-money-or-s,18169/
According to the Onion, a lot of Financia stuff and figures have occured recently, and gthis might be reason to panic, invest, or sleep till next sunday.
According to this article, recent reviews with many money related guys, including the Treasury Guy and Mr. Monopoly have allowed us to reach a conclusion that something is up on Wall Street, or it might be down.
The Cake, when asked to comment, reminded us it cannot speak.
So, at this point, the article proceeded to spam us with adds, this tells us that pizza plus, and ZOOSK are related to the economic standing of some third world country.
China was also involved, but more important then China was the inclusion of China Town, whoms mass merchandise value has allowed us to view a economic standing that may, or may not be good.
Lets talk of Clown Shoes, a recent report by the governer of New Mexico states that the price of Clown shoes has not changed, however, based on inflation and tax ratyes, this probably means that the need for clowns has decreased. The clown revolution shall begin shortly.
The pie said it was happy to know the show was canceled.
The Governator concluded his plans to assasinate Justin Beibedr would stay the same, even if Marajuana was not legalised to fund the Man-Cannon.
~Time Paradox~
Monday, Oct 4th
~Amalgamate: Combine or unite to form one organization or structure
According to the Onion, a lot of Financia stuff and figures have occured recently, and gthis might be reason to panic, invest, or sleep till next sunday.
According to this article, recent reviews with many money related guys, including the Treasury Guy and Mr. Monopoly have allowed us to reach a conclusion that something is up on Wall Street, or it might be down.
The Cake, when asked to comment, reminded us it cannot speak.
So, at this point, the article proceeded to spam us with adds, this tells us that pizza plus, and ZOOSK are related to the economic standing of some third world country.
China was also involved, but more important then China was the inclusion of China Town, whoms mass merchandise value has allowed us to view a economic standing that may, or may not be good.
Lets talk of Clown Shoes, a recent report by the governer of New Mexico states that the price of Clown shoes has not changed, however, based on inflation and tax ratyes, this probably means that the need for clowns has decreased. The clown revolution shall begin shortly.
The pie said it was happy to know the show was canceled.
The Governator concluded his plans to assasinate Justin Beibedr would stay the same, even if Marajuana was not legalised to fund the Man-Cannon.
~Time Paradox~
Monday, Oct 4th
~Amalgamate: Combine or unite to form one organization or structure
This is an article.
http://www.theonion.com/articles/bush-still-working-on-manned-mission-to-mars-quiet,18154/
According to Bush, he spends 5 minutes a day working on a project that will one day send us to space.
this is epic, we will only be there if we can get 2 years of oxygen, 2 years of food, and a walrus onboard.
This conclusive existance tells us that Bush will get us to mars in approximatly 78.91 years.
Confiscate: to steal with authority.
Tiberium: A horrid substance that shall cause massive awesomeness, and lung crystalisation. Spawntime = 0.1 seconds.or faster.
According to Bush, he spends 5 minutes a day working on a project that will one day send us to space.
this is epic, we will only be there if we can get 2 years of oxygen, 2 years of food, and a walrus onboard.
This conclusive existance tells us that Bush will get us to mars in approximatly 78.91 years.
Confiscate: to steal with authority.
Tiberium: A horrid substance that shall cause massive awesomeness, and lung crystalisation. Spawntime = 0.1 seconds.or faster.
Welcome to Media Literacy
The name that Joe, our teacher, has given our advisory is Media Litteracy.
In our advisory, were going to be working primarily on viewing the world through media outlets, both sponsored and independant.
Our goal is to better understand the world and how it interacts through this class.
However. all you will find in this, is me cracking horribly written jokes that Joe will pretend to laugh at, about unfunny subjects.
In our advisory, were going to be working primarily on viewing the world through media outlets, both sponsored and independant.
Our goal is to better understand the world and how it interacts through this class.
However. all you will find in this, is me cracking horribly written jokes that Joe will pretend to laugh at, about unfunny subjects.
Pink Faced Halfwit Strikes Again!
http://www.theonion.com/articles/nation-once-again-comes-under-sway-of-pinkfaced-ha,18076/
Pink faced halfwits are most likely to enslave the human populace by making us beleive whatever basic and logical statement they make.
Humanity craves simple answers, and Religion, and Pink Faced Half Wits give them to us. With their smiling faces, and there random BS they fart out of their nose, they can control our feelings and emotions. We will be their manslaves, and this would allow Gregg's 2-4 (underwear included) to club us to death, while we still listen to the pink faced halfwits cruel, oversimplified BS.
Sadly, we stay under their influence for long periods of time, we still have the powerful Oxy-Cotin halfwit running around, to this day.
September/13/2010
~May Crimson Light Your Path~
Pink faced halfwits are most likely to enslave the human populace by making us beleive whatever basic and logical statement they make.
Humanity craves simple answers, and Religion, and Pink Faced Half Wits give them to us. With their smiling faces, and there random BS they fart out of their nose, they can control our feelings and emotions. We will be their manslaves, and this would allow Gregg's 2-4 (underwear included) to club us to death, while we still listen to the pink faced halfwits cruel, oversimplified BS.
Sadly, we stay under their influence for long periods of time, we still have the powerful Oxy-Cotin halfwit running around, to this day.
September/13/2010
~May Crimson Light Your Path~
"Were Getting out of this sewer"
http://www.theonion.com/articles/84-million-new-yorkers-suddenly-realize-new-york-c,18003/
According to every single citisen of New York, the city sucks, and they now hate everything about it.
"I grew up here, and now I'm an asshole, I don't want my son to grow up to be that!" One man exclaimed.
Another man watched a homeless woman scream "I'm inside you!" over and over...and he realised he really just had to leave.
Tuesday, 14th of September 2010
~May Crimson Light Your Path~
According to every single citisen of New York, the city sucks, and they now hate everything about it.
"I grew up here, and now I'm an asshole, I don't want my son to grow up to be that!" One man exclaimed.
Another man watched a homeless woman scream "I'm inside you!" over and over...and he realised he really just had to leave.
Tuesday, 14th of September 2010
~May Crimson Light Your Path~
Second most popular student in school declares himself most popular during the recent death of Star Quarterback
http://www.theonion.com/articles/secondmost-popular-kid-in-school-assumes-power-fol,18088/
According to recent sources, when a star quarterback died, the second most popular student, picture included in this article, announced about 3 days later that he would now be taking over as most popular student in the school.
"Fear not for your positions of power, most of you will stay exactly where you are on the heirarchy of power!" he declared, then set out a list of small changes, "l have decided that frank is a douche,and will be replaced with murtle as the new "person we make go get our food at lunch"
~May Crimson Light Your Path~
Wednesday, September 15th, 2010
According to recent sources, when a star quarterback died, the second most popular student, picture included in this article, announced about 3 days later that he would now be taking over as most popular student in the school.
"Fear not for your positions of power, most of you will stay exactly where you are on the heirarchy of power!" he declared, then set out a list of small changes, "l have decided that frank is a douche,and will be replaced with murtle as the new "person we make go get our food at lunch"
~May Crimson Light Your Path~
Wednesday, September 15th, 2010
The Pope vows to bring pedophelia in the church down to a maximum of 5 molestations per 1000 priests.
http://www.theonion.com/articles/pope-vows-to-get-church-pedophilia-down-to-accepta,17201/
Today, in a press conference with the pope, i
~May Crimson light Your Path~
September 16th, 2010
Today, in a press conference with the pope, i
~May Crimson light Your Path~
September 16th, 2010
http://www.theonion.com/articles/mexico-killed-in-drug-deal,18109/?utm_source=recentnews
According the the National Drug Assotiation (NDA), Mexico as a country died in the crossfire and chaos generated during a bad drug trade that occured in Mexico last night.
In moments, one pulled a gun, and made a shot, this was immediatly followed by 10 gunshots from other nearby rival gangs, those shots generated more shots from other gang members, initiating anarchy. Within minutes, all of mexico was in a rain of bullets, even successfully killing the armerican border patrol, 90 miles away, and the canadian border patrol, 900+ miles away.
Police officers approximatly in 4 different cities destroyed their respected cities, to stop citicens from snitching. other officers killed their [partners, before being slain by other, distrusting partners].
It was a horrendouse fight, but it all worked out for noone in the end.
Arduous: Difficult to do.
Defenestrate: The act of throwing a person through a window.
According the the National Drug Assotiation (NDA), Mexico as a country died in the crossfire and chaos generated during a bad drug trade that occured in Mexico last night.
In moments, one pulled a gun, and made a shot, this was immediatly followed by 10 gunshots from other nearby rival gangs, those shots generated more shots from other gang members, initiating anarchy. Within minutes, all of mexico was in a rain of bullets, even successfully killing the armerican border patrol, 90 miles away, and the canadian border patrol, 900+ miles away.
Police officers approximatly in 4 different cities destroyed their respected cities, to stop citicens from snitching. other officers killed their [partners, before being slain by other, distrusting partners].
It was a horrendouse fight, but it all worked out for noone in the end.
Arduous: Difficult to do.
Defenestrate: The act of throwing a person through a window.
20% of Americans Think Obama is a Cactus
http://www.theonion.com/articles/poll-1-in-5-americans-believe-obama-is-a-cactus,18127/
From the words of the all knowing smelly....thing....
Barack Obama is beleived to be a cactus, and I find this to be shockingly true, I've never heard him say he is thirsty....ever....
But, as some people state, Cactus's don't talk, this should be looked into, so that I can veryfy these rumors, So join us tommorow as we view the testing of a cactus, to see if we can get it to make any noise.
Kernal: Most central part of a grain
Cactus: Small leafless, flowering shrub that retains water and is often used in cartoons as clubs to simulate sensless violence.
From the words of the all knowing smelly....thing....
Barack Obama is beleived to be a cactus, and I find this to be shockingly true, I've never heard him say he is thirsty....ever....
But, as some people state, Cactus's don't talk, this should be looked into, so that I can veryfy these rumors, So join us tommorow as we view the testing of a cactus, to see if we can get it to make any noise.
Kernal: Most central part of a grain
Cactus: Small leafless, flowering shrub that retains water and is often used in cartoons as clubs to simulate sensless violence.
